Thursday, December 30, 2010

First fear diapers 2nd fear....

Boy or girl? Wow what a big date coming up on the 6th of Jan. If its a boy i will have to invest heavily into some hardcore beating sticks etc to keep him in line. I mean one, its my son and i wasnt exactly the easiest little boy to keep in line. 2) we are naming him "Cash Davidson" No middle name, just bad ass Cash Davidson. I cant imagine him being an artsy well behaved kid, but more a hellion who i am on a first name basis with his teachers and 13 yo girls refusing to babysit......


.....speaking of 13yo girls JFC if its a girl. Obv some big fears there and i will quote Bill Simmons since i think he summed it up really well, "when she's in the ninth grade, I can't have some senior showing up with a Gasol beard, a USC hat and an SUV shaking my hand and saying that they're 'just going out for a bite to eat,' only he's going to have that barely perceptible, 'I've felt your daughter's boobs before, and I'm going to do it again tonight' smirk on his face, followed by me stabbing him to death and serving the mandatory sentence" So it is safe to say i will be stockpiling pump action shotguns if its a girl. We have also already picked her name out and it would be "Katy Marie Davidson" 


I am honestly really happy, nervous, excited no matter what the gender is. There is pros and cons to both. The cons ive mentioned but the pros of a boy are obvious with sports, carrying on the family name, etc. And if its a girl i could still do some participating in girly sports (i.e. soccer) and at the same time i would never have to discipline her and make sure she knows that shes not allowed to talk to boys until shes at least 25. 


I have another blog ready to write but ill wait awhile as it will be just as relevant in a few weeks as it is now. And i keep thinking of some things from time to time but by the time im home i forget the topic so i will start writing those down. 


Uhhhhhhhhh christmas was great and "Pat" made out awesome with a swing, some stuffed animals, blankets, a rocking chair, and some other stuff. Lindy and i did alright too but most important is we spent it together and lived within our tax bracket. Oh and we took our first annual family pics which was actually pretty grown up and fun of us. 


See yall soon with the gender results



4 comments:

  1. For once new parents come up with names that don't make me cringe, well done

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  2. If it's a boy give him the middle name, "Money" imo

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  3. Yeah I'm saving up to buy it a grill for it's first teeth

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  4. Let's hope she doesn't ask to play softball or basketball. *facepalm* But then at least you won't have to worry about teen pregnancy if she becomes a lesbo!

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